| Haiku | Movie | Year |
| Son leaves his father / Taken to dentist office / Clown searches Sydney | |
| Super tornado / Girl helps creatures and herself / Ugly people melt | |
| Man goes to Princeton / 'You do eat dinner, don't you?' / Man soon goes crazy | |
| Bum punches dead pigs / Trains endlessly to beat foe / Climbs the Philly steps | |
| Ah-ooh Ah-ooh Raaaah / This is madness! To the pit! / Five hundred K dead | |
| Woman falls in love / She loses her memory / They die side by side | |
| Midget gets a ring / Goes to fiery mountain / Loses his finger | |
| Hitmen kill people / Couple almost robs diner / Mob-boss wife ODs | |
| | Haiku | Movie | Year |
| Doctor kills house guests / 'I will have him for dinner.' / Case needs to be solved | |
| Beat-up kid needs help / 'Wax on, wax off. Paint the fence.' / Crane kick to the face | |
| Brit travels desert / Man gathers rag-tag army / Begins with his death | |
| birth starts on Pride Rock/ dad dies then son runs away/It means no worries! | |
| Man comes from Cuba/'Say hi to my little friend!' / tony, THE WORLD'S YOURS. | |
| Gangster-like movie / Horse betting's a total sham/Nobody dies. | |
| Crossdressing old guy / Gets owned by james bond actor / Finally sees kids | |
| Straight to VHS / Matthew Broderick was in it/ Epic disney fail. | |
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