| Quote | Charater that said it | hints |
| I can do this. I'm a dude. I am a hunky dude. I'm a bad-ass hunky dude | |
| What is...? Oh... Getting to know the opposite sex are we? Male female dynamics, all that. Sexual tension... it's all part of the high school experience... Continue, continue, plea | |
| I see you through your window, while I'm standing on a tree outside | |
| Here your books | |
| I gotta go change my feet. | |
| You know it bro | |
| Oh! She shoots, she scores! Goal! | |
| Oh. Right. OWW! OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! IT BURNS! | |
| You looked so serene. I made breakfast, darling. | |
| No man... if you wanna kiss her... You go right ahead and you kiss her! I mean, knock your self out! You just take her... then kiss her. Then kiss the crap out of her! | |
| Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong but you know what I mean. | |
| | Quote | Charater that said it | hints |
| Ok so how come when I liked Eunice everybody laughed at me but not that Sebastien thinks shes cool its ok? Screw this, I HATE HIGH SCHOOL. | |
| Echh. No. Sorry, Mom. I have a strict no-ruffles policy. | |
| More than almost any other animal by-product. | |
| Yeah, what's kickin', homie? | |
| So, uh, you play the beautiful game... bros... brothers... brethren? | |
| Yeah, freshman dorms thattaway, twiglet. | |
| Well, we like to accomodate here in Illiria, so I'll follow you around with a parasol. Alright, Nancy boy? | |
| Lady Terradactyl | |
| 'I was just... nyuh'. OK, let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours | |
| I will cut you man | |
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