| Pun | Answer |
| Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's... | |
| When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase... | |
| He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the... | |
| A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of... | |
| If you want to make money as a comedian you gotta have the... | |
| A bicycle cannot stand on its own because it is... | |
| How do celebrities stay cool? They have many... | |
| I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to... | |
| I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it... | |
| I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I... | |
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| Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting... | |
| What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? | |
| If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from... | |
| The dead batteries were given out free of... | |
| the audience didn't like the pun show because it was a... | |
| What’s the definition of a will? It’s a... | |
| When the smog lifts in Los Angeles... | |
| Did you hear about the guy who emailed ten puns to friends, in the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh? Unfortunately, no... | |
| Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the... | |
| 'Thanks for letting me use your deodorant' ... | |
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