| Question | Answer | Episode |
| Ralph plans to attend this university when he grows up | |
| At the school Geography Pageant, Ralph dresses up as this state | |
| Ralph fail English? That's... | |
| What does Ralph's cat's breath smell like? | |
| When Ralph grows up he wants to be a principal or a what? | |
| What did the purple berries taste like? | |
| What does Ralph call himself after placing an ice cream cone on his head? | |
| What name does Ralph give to Principal Skinner's boss? | |
| Ralph bent his _______ after the diarama contest | |
| Where did Ralph find a moon rock? | |
| When asked 'If you're happy and you know it say a swear' Ralph responds..... | |
| When Springfield Elementary strikes oil, Ralph suggests buying these for the school | |
| On gym class sign up day, Ralph finds himself in this class... | |