The Mortal Instruments Quotes

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'You can hang your head out the window, if you like.' 'I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever.'
'Jesus!' 'Actually, it's just me. Although I've been told the resemblnce is startling.'
'Patience grasshopper, good things come to those who wait.' 'I always thought it was 'Good things come to those who do the wave.' no wonder I've been so confus all my life.'
'Clarissa. Not a name I would have chosen.'
'Enormous? Did you just call me fat?' 'It was an analogy.' 'I am not fat.'
'If I feel the urge to burst into flames, I'll let you know.'
'Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?'
'Because, to her you're Jocelyn's daughter. But I will always be Valentines son.'
'Yes. I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Sterilising flowerbeds, pulling wings off flies, i was covering that stuff in Kindergarten. Good thing he decided to
'I have a fetish for damsels in distress.'
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'I get it. First Clary, then your hand, now me. To Hell with you Jace.'
'Others get bat boomerangs and wall-crawling powers. We get the Auquatruck.'
'Good idea, I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstien.'
'Nothing less than seven inches. That's my motto.'
eBay 'A mythical place of great magical power.'
'Unfortunately we are out of bitter revenge at the moment, so it's either tea or nothing.'
'As for this'_____ said, sliding it (the stele) into Jace's jean pocket, 'Keep it in your pants, Shadowhunter.'
'That to love is to distroy and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed'
'Don't doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in thier scope.'
'Meanwhile, I wanted to tell you I've been cross-dressing. Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. I thought you should know.'

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