| Definition | Word | Part of Speech |
| Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left. | |
| A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. | |
| A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle. | |
| To leap about to the sound of tittering music, preferably with arms about your neighbor's wife or daughter. | |
| To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication, humectation, and deglutition. | |
| A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. | |
| One who serves his country by residing abroad, yet is not an ambassador. | |
| Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel. | |
| An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another. | |
| A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. | |
| Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy or dopting either of two conflicting opinions. | |
| An ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table. | |
| One skilled in circumvention of the law. | |
| | Definition | Word | Part of Speech |
| The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two. | |
| One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient. | |
| A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -- who has no gills. | |
| In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting. | |
| A species of geese indigenous to Portugal. They are mostly without feathers and imperfectly edible, even when stuffed with garlic. | |
| To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy. | |
| A thing that mostly satisfies reformers opposed to reformation. | |
| Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others. | |
| Once too often. | |
| Wicked, intolerable, heathenish. | |
| The instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country. | |
| A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments. | |
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