| Quotes | Movie |
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| I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheese. | |
| It makes me aerodynamic when I fight. I can take danger. | |
| Freedom isn't free at all, that it comes with the highest of costs. The cost of blood. | |
| This is the man cave, there's no women allowed in here. I got a jerk-off station for God's sake. | |
| I need genital to genital connections! | |
| God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No! | |
| Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. | |
| That was my first Asian! | |
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| I will look on your treasures, gypsy. | |
| I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. | |
| Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning. | |
| I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. | |
| Wanna know how I got these scars? | |
| I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hinds it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton. | |
| Yeah? Well we invented the missionary position... You're welcome. | |
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