| Quote | Movie |
| Sell my guitars? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars? | |
| Now that's what I call high quality H2O. | |
| Gypsy, give me your tears. If you will not give them to me, I will take them from you! | |
| You wanna be a big cop in a small town? **** off up the model village. | |
| Looks like I picked the wrong week to pick drinking | |
| I gotta find Bubba! | |
| I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the | |
| You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called 'Arthur King,' you and all your silly English K-nig- | |
| Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La F | |
| A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think? | |
| Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! | |