| Awesomeness | Dude |
| Originator of the Wrapture | |
| Famously fell through his uncle's wedding cake | |
| Made it from Provo, UT to Reno, NV in 7 hours | |
| Lead singer of Kennedy's Shattered Head | |
| Lead singer of Wreckage | |
| Host of the Apocalypse on 91.5 WOBC | |
| Author of 'He Put a Sword into My Hand' | |
| Macho Man impersonator | |
| Sporcle master | |
| Widely acknowledged to be better than Erika | |