| Urban Dictionary Definition | Team |
| 1995 expansion team who made the playoffs from 1996-1999, but suck now | |
| A Football team that does good with fast, black quarterbacks | |
| The team that the Terrible Towel was made for | |
| Used to be home to the dog hating quarterback of the league | |
| Have been awful ever since their best player retired | |
| An NFL football team in the AFC that despite having many disapointing seasons or heartbreaking losses still have some of the most die hard, hardcore, loyal fans in all of football | |
| The greatest show on turf with an awesome offense with the legendary RB Marshall Faulk and WR Torry Holt. | |
| NFL team that has only won a single playoff game since 1997 which is a synonym for 'choke' | |
| An example of a weak inferior team and often times an automatic, guaranteed victory | |
| A mediocre NFL team in the AFC West, every time they make it to the playoffs they choke, their best player is gone, and their fans happen to be the softest in the NFL | |
| Created in 1976 and currently play in the NFC South with the aints and the dirty birds | |
| Only team in NFL history to ever complete a season undefeated and win the Super Bowl | |
| Ohio State Correctional System work release program | |
| An awesome team that will make it to a Super Bowl under Manning | |
| Formed in 1960 as a member of the AFL, the originally called themselves the Titans and were stuck being NY's 2nd rate team | |
| The only team in NFL history to go to the playoffs with a 7-9 losing record and beat defending Superbowl champs | |