| Urban Dictionary Definition | Team |
| Probably lost during the worst officiated playoff game ever | |
| They play in Oakland, but nobody outside of California knows that | |
| A giant bandwagon that everyone started joining during the 2007-08 season | |
| The choosen one cometh, and then he taketh away | |
| Majority of the team is covered with tats, and those who aren't are generally looked down upon | |
| He took his talents there | |
| The Bengals of the NBA; they suck and are ultra cheap | |
| Whenever he isn't injured, their best player shares the same last name as a color | |
| The best team in the history of the NBA and the most hated team in the NBA | |
| Superman's home | |
| Built in a city where they think they can buy any player they want | |
| Canada's lone NBA team, not always a success on the court, but always a fiasco off of it | |
| They keep losing, but the Love keeps going double-double strong | |
| Chris Paul | |
| Their locker room is like the NRA of Basketball | |