| Urban Dictionary Definition | Team |
| An NBA team that chokes every time they get close to a big win | |
| Probably lost during the worst officiated playoff game ever | |
| Built in a city where they think they can buy any player they want | |
| A superb example of an oxymoron | |
| Their best player is a condiment | |
| They play in Oakland, but nobody outside of California knows that | |
| They keep losing, but the Love keeps going double-double strong | |
| They have the best player at H-O-R-S-E | |
| Russian owners make bad sports franchises | |
| Canada's lone NBA team, not always a success on the court, but always a fiasco off of it | |
| The best thing to ever come out of Canada is on this team | |
| He took his talents there | |
| The best team in the West | |
| A giant bandwagon that everyone started joining during the 2007-08 season | |
| Probably Oregon's only professional sports team | |