| Urban Dictionary Definition | Team |
| Only team in history to come back from 0-3 in the playoffs like pimps to beat the so called 'best team ever' | |
| Snubbed on a perfect game, thanks Jim Joyce | |
| An evil empire, the reason baseball is no fun anymore | |
| Finally reached the World Series, but has sucked since losing A-Rod | |
| The laughingstock of the MLB | |
| Baseball north of the border | |
| The NL team of the 1990s | |
| The thrift store for all other major league baseball teams | |
| The circumstance that surrounds this name change is quite unfortunate | |
| Drop the 'Devil' from their name and they do good | |
| Washington Senators until 1960; 2 time World Series Champs | |
| Always seem to have an amazing run at the end of the year | |
| The World Series Kings because they never lost a World Series, even though they have been to only two | |
| Hated in New York, loved in California | |
| A team that sucked for 25 years and had no fan support and when they finally got good there fans act like they loved them | |