| Quote | Developer |
| [On Bobby Kotick] Well, he doesn't have to be as much of a d*ck about it, does he? I think there is a way he can do it without being a total pr**k. | |
| [On the 3DS] My body is ready. | |
| [On the PS3]A disaster on many levels ... I'd say, even at this late date, they should just cancel it and do a do over. | |
| Story in a game is like a story in a porn movie. It's expected to be there, but it's not that important. | |
| [When questioned about his games' sexual undertones] It's you Americans. There's something about nipples you hate. If this were Germany, we'd be romping around naked on the stage h | |
| [On a bad review from IGN]F**k you, guys. Go f**k yourselves. What other developer makes a f**king change to a game when a review has a good, valid point and is willing to open the | |
| 90% of what is considered 'impossible' is, in fact, possible. The other 10% will become possible with the passage of time and technology | |
| Video-games are bad for you? That's what they said about Rock 'N' Roll. | |
| [On why he stopped the development of many games]The games chosen have the potential to be exploited every year on every platform with clear sequel potential and have the potential | |
| [On the PS3 Slim]If things continue at this pace, it is conceivable that there will be product shortages,' | |