| Quote | Speaker |
| Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country. | |
| There's no shame in being a pariah. | |
| Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun. | |
| There's no question about it. Wall Street got drunk -- that's one of the reasons I asked you to turn off the TV cameras -- it got drunk and now it's got a hangover. | |
| Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter. | |
| Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. | |
| It's greeat! We can do anything now that Science has invented Magic. | |
| More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way. | |
| I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo. | |
| Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech. [spoken to the Pope] | |
| Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ. | |
| Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. | |
| I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport. | |
| I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah. | |
| God is teasing me. Just like he teased Moses in the desert. | |
| I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully. | |
| Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. | |
| People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you. | |
| The city of Washington was built on a stagnant swamp some two hundred years ago and very little has changed; it stank then and it stinks now. | |
| Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. | |
| Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country. | |
| There's no shame in being a pariah. | |
| Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun. | |
| There's no question about it. Wall Street got drunk -- that's one of the reasons I asked you to turn off the TV cameras -- it got drunk and now it's got a hangover. | |
| Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter. | |
| Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. | |
| It's greeat! We can do anything now that Science has invented Magic. | |
| More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way. | |
| I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo. | |
| Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech. [spoken to the Pope] | |