| Quote | Movie Name |
| Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls! | |
| ...you stink, you smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa... | |
| ...it's so good, once it [beer] hits your lips, its so good... | |
| I'm a hot little potato right now | |
| ...funerals are insane, the chicks are so horny, its not even fair, its like fishing with dynamite... | |
| Use small children as shields, bears like soft tender meat. | |
| Hey, nice bulbs, Emily. Oh, and I don't mean that metaphorically... | |
| ...well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era ... | |
| | Quote | Movie Name |
| No, no. It's not schizophrenia. It's just a voice in my head. I mean, the voice isn't telling me to do anything. It's telling me what I've already done... | |
| No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more then I love this brush. | |
| Matt Lauer can suck it! | |
| ...let me just quote the late great Colonel Sanders, he said, 'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken... | |
| I was born a baby, a blank slate. I thought I was in control of my own destiny, and then I met my dad. | |
| Hello up there. Is the movie over? I'm still down here...and I'm still in quite a lot of pain. | |
| Oh, eureka. God, that's nice. It's like a little bowl of oatmeal with a hole in it. I got one too. I just got a little more brown sugar on mine. | |
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