| News Headline | Political Figure | Political Party |
| 'Welfare-Nature Queer Using Stimulus Money On Appalachian Trail.' | |
| 'Pay For Luv Gov.' | |
| 'Gross Old Congressman Always Trying To Hump His Male Staff.' | |
| 'Florida lawmaker quits amid sex probe.' | |
| 'Old Idahoan Wants Separate Bathrooms For Gay And Straight Dudes.' | |
| 'Foul mouths in Washington? Big [expletive] deal.' | |
| 'Abortion foe from Texas says he regrets outburst.' | |
| 'I'm staying as Ways and Means chairman.' | |
| 'State of the Union Outburst: YOU LIE!' | |
| | News Headline | Political Figure | Political Party |
| 'Illinois Governor Charged in Scheme to Sell Obama’s Seat' | |
| 'Senator’s Aid to Mistress’s Husband Raises Ethics Flags' | |
| A Jackpot From Indian Gaming Tribes Lobbying, PR Firms Paid $45 Million Over 3 Years | |
| 'From Bridge To Troubled Water' | |
| 'Now Lay is `Poor Ken'? That's rich' | |
| 'Not the best shot, Dick.' | |
| 'How the 'Hammer' Got Nailed' | |
| 'Lawyer Says Advisor Talked to Reporter, Did Not Leak Name' | |
| 'Keeping an Eye on Putin' | |
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