| Hint | Name | Quote |
| Animal. | |
| NUSGA. Double Major. TKE. Brags | |
| Surprisingly decent at Sporcle. Lazy employee. Brags about doing Castellani two times in her life. | |
| Bitches about Ex's. Cleavage | |
| Went mysteriously missing. iPad distributor. Often seen on Milk Carton. | |
| Self-proclaimed hottest employee. Cheats at family fued.flips off everyone. infamous neck snap. | |
| Sporcle GOD. Call of Duty GOD. Best phone skills. | |
| Broken Leg. Balding. Used to have epic mullet. | |
| Missionary. Favorite book is bible. IT defect. | |
| Proffessional. Exceptional phone etiquette. | |