| quote | character |
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| 'isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?' | |
| 'You can't say that! You don't know!' | |
| 'you have to stop the q tip when there is resistance' | |
| 'look we can do something else, do you want me to get into the tub and thrash?' | |
| 'It tastes like feet!' | |
| 'Enjoy your half my friend, but that is it. No sharing. No switching, and don’t come crying to me if you eat your piece to fast.' | |
| ' and tegren spelled backwards is nerget' | |
| 'I'm trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre' | |
| 'He takes naked pictures of us! And then he eats chicken and looks at them!' | |
| 'In my spare time I uh, read to the blind. And I’m also a mento for the kids. Y’know a mento, a role model.' | |
| 'Look, there’s nothing I can do for him right now, he’s still in his sweat pants, that’s still Phase One. Y'know? I’ll be back for Phase Two, I would never miss Phase Two.' | |
| 'Where are all the men!?' | |
| 'That's how they do pants!' | |
| ' Is that gal pal spelled L-O-S-E-R?' | |
| 'guys can fake it?! Unbelievable! The one thing thats ours!' | |
| | quote | character |
|---|
| 'I'll take that bet my friend. And you know what, paying me the 50 bucks could be the 'new thing you do that day!' | |
| 'Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.' | |
| 'That’s not true! I wanted to wear my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day. I wanted to start drinking in the morning. Don’t say that I don’t have goals!' | |
| so he offered me a tranquilizer. And I thought it was a good idea. so i took it | |
| 'I love Jacques Cousteau!' | |
| 'just so you knw, its NOT that common, it DOESNT happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal' | |
| 'No. It's not like Phil Spidermen. He's a spider MAN. You know, like Goldmen is a last name but there's no gold man.' | |
| 'You know we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human half PURE EVIL!' | |
| 'thats right i stepped up! and if i had to, i'd pee on any one of you.' | |
| 'Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!' | |
| 'that's what you get for licking my muffin' | |
| 'Does it?' | |
| ''Your money is mine, Green' | |
| Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, 'What were you thinking?' | |
| 'Wrong again! Apparently you can change it to anything you want. So I thought, all right, here's an opportunity to be creative. So meet Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.' | |
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