| Quote | Show name (Character) | Network |
| Pretty, pretty, pretty . . . pretty, good | |
| Let's hug it out, b*tch | |
| There was $250,000 lining the inside walls of the banana stand | |
| How you doin'? | |
| There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore | |
| Save me, Jeebus | |
| Newman! | |
| What's up, b*tches? | |
| When my a** was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional baseball | |
| So what's your religion, Lemon? / I pretty much just do what Oprah tells me | |
| I'm Rick James, b*tch | |
| We are Mooninites from the inner core of the moon | |
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