| Quote | Character | Episode |
| You might have said 'No.' | |
| They haven't got a clue! They're hoping you know, but they're too arrogant to ask! | |
| If you can't make the big decisions, Commander, I suggest you make room for someone who can. | |
| Often-Wrong's got a broken heart; can't even tell his boys apart. | |
| Er ... he's my number one Dad! | |
| ...and get that fish out of the ready room. | |
| But they made me too well, and I became more than a character in a story. I became self-aware. I am alive. | |
| The problem is, is that one of the cooks has just been asked to boil reptile for the Anticans, and it looks like the Selay delegate. | |
| My great-grandfather was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After three days of intense pain, the snake died. | |
| Tell him he is a pretty cat. And a good cat. | |
| | Quote | Character | Episode |
| Sorry! That's not a 'yes or no' question. You forfeit the rest of your questions. | |
| So, Captain, how long shall we stare at each other across the Neutral Zone? | |
| Congratulations. You are now fully dilated to ten centimeters. You may now give birth. | |
| Resistance...is not futile? | |
| It's not you I hate, Cardassian. I hate what I became... because of you. | |
| Wrong again, Albert. | |
| Geordi, tell me about... Tasha Yar. | |
| We should not discount Jean-Luc Picard yet. He is Human; and Humans have a way of showing up when you least expect them. | |
| I will expose you for what you are. I've brought down bigger men than you, Picard! | |
| Oh, laddie. You've got a lot to learn if you want people to think of you as a miracle worker. | |
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