| Memorable quotes | Character Speaking |
| You have no power here! Begone, before somebody drops a house on you, too! | |
| Bitch, you can stop right there. Just because I have no wish to murder you before the eyes of your daughter, does not mean parading her around in front of me is going to inspire sy | |
| Someone has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, fly boy. | |
| Remember, remember, the Fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. | |
| Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? | |
| If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious ****. | |
| Here we are. You got me into your house. You give me a drink. You... put on music. Now you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me your husband won't be home for hour | |
| Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility! | |
| I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge. | |
| I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? | |