| Clue | Song Title | Artist |
| Kermit and Miss Piggy's religious guide | |
| Van Cleef is gonna get pushed around | |
| Scotsman in a train station? | |
| Tossed at Boston | |
| Regret rhinoplasty | |
| That hairbrush burns! I can't feel my head anymore. | |
| Arguing into the early hours | |
| Perhaps I have your rabbit? | |
| Kravitz in agony | |
| Lash that simian faeces? Disgusting! | |
| Dodgy hairpieces | |
| Couldn't it be June instead? | |
| Poor Van Cleef. That was cruel. | |
| Fishing line flung a long distance | |
| Pigs might fly? Not anymore | |