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| Me fail English? That’s unpossible. | |
| This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.' | |
| Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! | |
| You got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2. | |
| Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. | |
| Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” | |
| Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. | |
| You may remember me from such educational films as 'Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun' and 'Firecrackers: The Silent Killer' | |
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| And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. | |
| Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? | |
| Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who’s been screwing with this thing? | |
| Inflammable means flammable? What a country. | |
| I've said the phrase 'jiminy jillickers' so many times, the words have lost all meaning. | |
| I'm proud of you, Mom. You're like Christopher Columbus. You discovered something millions of people knew about before you. | |
| Rap music belongs in the rubbish bin! It encourages punching, boastfulness and rudeness towards hos! | |
| If you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it! | |
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