| Quote | Character | Show |
|---|
| It does seem like you've given in to the grumpy side of the Force. | |
| I mean honestly – what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? | |
| I believe you said something about... a massacre. | |
| I go online sometimes, but...everyone's spelling is really bad, and it's... depressing. | |
| 'Sunburst splendor' is a hue more worthy of a champion. Or perhaps this unique one called... 'Purr-Pleh.' | |
| This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed. | |
| They're itty bitty hockey sticks! | |
| It's about time the English got what's comin' to 'em. I'm rootin' for the slave. | |
| 'Made with care for Randy.' Randy Giles? Why not just call me 'Horny Giles,' or 'Desperate for a Shag Giles'? I knew there was a reason I hated you! | |
| “Oh, God… Angel. Oh, Angel… we can't. I love you but you were so bad. You ate babies.” Chicks… | |
| We ended a nefarious global domination scheme. Not world peace. Right? | |
| I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope. | |
| I am totally drunk-faced. | |
| You’re like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog! More beautiful than ever. He’s alive, Frodo – he’s alive! | |
| Do the astronauts have weapons? | |
| Uh, if I may suggest: 'This time it's personal.' I mean, there's a reason why it's a classic. | |
| Check out Giles: The Next Generation. | |
| Also, I can kill you with my brain. | |
| Get a job, you lazy sow! | |
| To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice. With pie. | |
| Jayne is a girl's name. | |
| We attack the mayor with hummus. | |
| Uh, since Angel lost his soul, he's regained his sense of whimsy. | |
| I was right - it was the batteries. | |
| I like my evil like I like my men. Evil! You know, straight up black-hat-tie-you-to-the-train-tracks-soon-my-electro-ray-will-destroy-Metropolis bad! | |
| Don't be using my own phrases when we've lost the trust. | |
| What rhymes with lungs? | |
| I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's got to be pretty far gone. | |
| Violence is not gonna solve a thing... on the other hand, it's kind of festive. | |
| It's an omen! It's a higher power trying to tell me through bunnies that we're all gonna die! Oh God! | |
| | Quote | Character | Show |
|---|
| Yeah, it's L.A. The evil's probably just tied up in traffic or something. | |
| Chocolate! Ohh, chocolate! I love chocolate... but not, as it turns out, yogurt. Ugh! | |
| Yeah, yeah, Hulk smash. | |
| Oh, forget about that evil witch. Let's talk about me. I'm good and pure and science turns me on... | |
| You're driving a spork into your leg. | |
| Hmm... there should be a play. | |
| How are things with 'Cheesy on the Outside'? | |
| Well, they tell ya, 'Never hit a man with a closed fist.' But it is, on occasion, hilarious. | |
| You can't see the stars, love. That's the ceiling. Also, it's day. | |
| I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka. | |
| Who's flying this thing?! | |
| A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything. | |
| Dear diary – today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever. | |
| I'm marveling at the wrongness of that idea. | |
| You're not handicapped. You're handi-capable. | |
| You made a bear! | |
| I wish dating was like slaying. You know, simple, direct, stake through the heart, no muss, no fuss. | |
| Warren's the boss. He's Picard. You're Deanna Troi. Get used to the feeling, Betazoid. | |
| I'm just gonna go home, lie down, and listen to country music. The music of pain. | |
| They talk about me in the chatty rooms? | |
| Unbelievable. 'Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead!' Americans. | |
| Damn. This is so much harder than it looks on Batman. | |
| So it's an evil limo. I get that. Does that mean we don't re-stock the cherries? | |
| We both know how this song ends. You, me, broken furniture... | |
| I brought her specially for you, to cheer you up. And I've named her Sunshine. | |
| Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose? | |
| Whenever Giles sends me on a mission, he always says 'please.' And afterwards I get a cookie. | |
| You're Amish! You can't fight back... 'cause you're Amish! I mock you with my ice cream cone, Amish guy! | |
| Don't ever go to a 'free virgin blood' party. Turns out it's probably a trap. | |
| Evil doesn't have to mean sloppy. | |
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