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The pointy kitty took it!
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
Gotta nuke something.
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
Nobody ever says Italy...
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
I'm an ugmo.
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Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
Death stalks you at every turn!
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.

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