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Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
I'm an ugmo.
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
The pointy kitty took it!
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
Nobody ever says Italy...
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
Death stalks you at every turn!
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
Gotta nuke something.
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.

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