amusing Simpsons quotes

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Death stalks you at every turn!
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
Gotta nuke something.
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
Nobody ever says Italy...
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
The pointy kitty took it!
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
I'm an ugmo.
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.

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