amusing Simpsons quotes

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It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
Nobody ever says Italy...
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
I'm an ugmo.
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
Gotta nuke something.
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
The pointy kitty took it!
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
Death stalks you at every turn!
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!

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