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I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
Death stalks you at every turn!
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
Nobody ever says Italy...
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
The pointy kitty took it!
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
I'm an ugmo.
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
Gotta nuke something.

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