amusing Simpsons quotes

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Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
Nobody ever says Italy...
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
Death stalks you at every turn!
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
The pointy kitty took it!
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
Gotta nuke something.
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
I'm an ugmo.
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.

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