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I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
Nobody ever says Italy...
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
Death stalks you at every turn!
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
The pointy kitty took it!
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
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Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
I'm an ugmo.
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
Gotta nuke something.
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?

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