amusing Simpsons quotes

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I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
Nobody ever says Italy...
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
Death stalks you at every turn!
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
The pointy kitty took it!
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
Gotta nuke something.
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
I'm an ugmo.
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?

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