amusing Simpsons quotes

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Death stalks you at every turn!
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
I'm an ugmo.
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
The pointy kitty took it!
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Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
Gotta nuke something.
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
Nobody ever says Italy...
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.

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