amusing Simpsons quotes

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Gotta nuke something.
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
Nobody ever says Italy...
Death stalks you at every turn!
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
The pointy kitty took it!
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
I'm an ugmo.
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.

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