amusing Simpsons quotes

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Death stalks you at every turn!
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
I'm an ugmo.
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
The pointy kitty took it!
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
Gotta nuke something.
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
Nobody ever says Italy...

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