| Clue | |
| Scared, works behind the bar in Nags Head | |
| Owns a cafe | |
| Starlight Room owner | |
| Cwing | |
| Is he from Ireland or Athens? | |
| Who's Rachel? | |
| Mums best friend | |
| Sucked up by a road sweeper | |
| Husbands keep dying | |
| A porter at Newcastle Infirmary | |
| Cheap printing? | |
| Daft Laugh | |
| Indian gentleman | |
| Another one of 'wheeler-dealer's' contacts | |
| Junior | |
| Thick as two short planks | |
| Moaning old git | |
| Would you call her a cab? | |
| All the lads love her | |
| Plonker's wife | |
| During the war | |
| | Clue | |
| Owns a organic food shop | |
| Landlord | |
| Sex shop pervert | |
| Smuggled into the country from France | |
| Dont cross the railway lines | |
| Bent copper | |
| Bank robber | |
| Snotty little herbert | |
| Name like an ape, another contact | |
| Plonker's best mate's mate | |
| Plonker | |
| Wheeler-dealer | |
| 'I said to Zola and Zola said to me' | |
| Lorry driver | |
| Plonker's best mate | |
| Starlight Room manager | |
| 'I am not a cowboy' | |
| Her dad works as a painter for the council | |
| Mafia member | |
| Threw up at the Theatre | |
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