| Question | Fact |
| What can Chuck Norris' tears do? | |
| What button isnt on Chuck Norris' keyboard? | |
| What are Chuck Norris' two speeds? | |
| What happens when Chuck Norris falls in water? | |
| How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? | |
| While urinating, what can Chuck Norris do? | |
| One word Chuck Norris invented- | |
| What can Chuck norris slam? | |
| Acording to the theory of relativity, when can Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick you? | |
| What does Chuck Norris use Rattlesnakes for? | |
| what does Chuck Norris find delicious? | |
| What is the only element Chuck Norris believes in? | |
| How old was Chuck Norris when he got his drivers' license? | |
| What did Chuck Norris do to Batman in the Ultimate Showdown? | |
| How long does it take Chuck Norris to skeletize a cow? | |
| What number has Chuck Norris counted to twice? | |