| Quotable | Movie |
| 'That's five dollars? You don't put bourbon in it or nothin'?' | |
| 'Tennis racket? Oh, I remember, I was cooking myself an Italian dinner.' | |
| 'I hear she's an atheist.' 'What's that?' 'I don't know.' | |
| 'He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger...' | |
| 'Oh this is the night, it's a beautiful night, and we call it bella notte...' | |
| | Quotable | Movie |
| 'Colonel, that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it.' | |
| 'I guess you've noticed something a little strange with Dad.' | |
| 'Maple syrup is supposed to be on the table before the pancakes.' | |
| 'Four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn and syrup.' | |
| 'It’s a beautiful duck. It really is. But you see...it's smiling at me!' | |
| | Quotable | Movie |
| 'My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.' | |
| 'We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.' | |
'Ah, dessert! Chilled monkey brains.' | |
| 'Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.' | |
| 'Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?' 'They scare me.' | |
| | Quotable | Movie |
| 'No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.' | |
| 'Hey, you got Arby's all over me.' | |
| '...sitting in a row at ten o'clock in the morning drinking icy cold, Bohemia-style beer...' | |
| (Silent Film) | |
| 'Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte.' 'MMMMM!' 'You just made a yummy sound, so I thought you liked the dessert.' | |
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