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Church of England Films justice-minded clergyman Jones: 'We was too late' | |
Philosophy profs in the Southern Hemisphere 'there is NO rule six!' | |
'I like a nice dance (you're forced to)' 'we have camembert, yes sir' Wensleydale expires | |
Beautiful plumage 'well of course it was nailed there' Python's best-known sketch | |
'Stand and deliver!' 'you mean the flower, lupin?' ______ ______ (x2) and his horse Concorde | |
Vacant post office 'Marcel Proust had an haddock!' Lord Mayor trumps Cleese (in height) | |
Baroque composer seriously long surname interview cut short | |
| | I'd like to have an argument please. | Sketch |
Not quite Sweeney Todd prefers flannel and pine trees 'likes to press wildflowers' | |
A government grant? dialogue less imporant than long legs and gait | |
Angus Podgorny 'they mean to win Wimbledon!' cue bagpipe music | |
Cleese as sergeant-type 'next, you eat the banana!' sixteen-ton weight falls | |
There's egg and bacon Shoulder Pork and hAM singing Vikings too | |
Nice red uniforms 'poke her with the soft cushions!' Cardinal Biggles | |
Obstacle course race Oliver St. John-Mollusc (et al) all three victors shot | |
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