SEINFELD: George or Kramer?

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QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'As of today I am a proud parent of a one-mile stretch of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway.'
'If I had a son, I would name him Isosceles'
'You're a rabid anti-dentite!'
'Is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?
'It's the nineties... It's Hammer time!'
'I might have a whole new career here.'
'You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000? Or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?'
'When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.'
'I've always been a stall man.'
'You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister!'
QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'I must be at the nexus of the universe!'
'You know what they say, 'You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.''
'FDR wants me to drop dead!'
'I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!'
'I'm Out!'
'She doesn't deserve a baby shower. She deserves a baby monsoon.'
'Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch!'
'My name is ******. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.'
'Retail is for suckers.'
'The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!'
QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'I hate asking for change. They always make a face. It's like asking them to donate a kidney.'
'We'll tell him we're frightened and we need to go home!'
'It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on!'
'At that moment, I was a marine biologist.'
'I think she finds my stupidity charming.'
'It's not a lie if you believe it.'
'Nobody drives like me. Nobody. I'm doing things in this car, you have no idea they're going on.'
'Not only is it an all-around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.'
'It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music.'
'The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.'

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