SEINFELD: George or Kramer?

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QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'As of today I am a proud parent of a one-mile stretch of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway.'
'I'm Out!'
'When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.'
'Retail is for suckers.'
'It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music.'
'You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000? Or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?'
'Not only is it an all-around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.'
'You're a rabid anti-dentite!'
'The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!'
'I think she finds my stupidity charming.'
QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'My name is ******. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.'
'I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!'
'It's not a lie if you believe it.'
'She doesn't deserve a baby shower. She deserves a baby monsoon.'
'I must be at the nexus of the universe!'
'It's the nineties... It's Hammer time!'
'It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on!'
'I've always been a stall man.'
'Is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?
'You know what they say, 'You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.''
QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'At that moment, I was a marine biologist.'
'FDR wants me to drop dead!'
'Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch!'
'I might have a whole new career here.'
'Nobody drives like me. Nobody. I'm doing things in this car, you have no idea they're going on.'
'We'll tell him we're frightened and we need to go home!'
'I hate asking for change. They always make a face. It's like asking them to donate a kidney.'
'If I had a son, I would name him Isosceles'
'You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister!'
'The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.'

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