SEINFELD: George or Kramer?

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QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'Nobody drives like me. Nobody. I'm doing things in this car, you have no idea they're going on.'
'You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister!'
'Is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?
'When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.'
'You know what they say, 'You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.''
'I hate asking for change. They always make a face. It's like asking them to donate a kidney.'
'I must be at the nexus of the universe!'
'It's the nineties... It's Hammer time!'
'My name is ******. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.'
'You're a rabid anti-dentite!'
QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on!'
'I'm Out!'
'I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!'
'She doesn't deserve a baby shower. She deserves a baby monsoon.'
'It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music.'
'Retail is for suckers.'
'Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch!'
'FDR wants me to drop dead!'
'As of today I am a proud parent of a one-mile stretch of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway.'
'I might have a whole new career here.'
QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'I've always been a stall man.'
'We'll tell him we're frightened and we need to go home!'
'You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000? Or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?'
'The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!'
'The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.'
'It's not a lie if you believe it.'
'At that moment, I was a marine biologist.'
'Not only is it an all-around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.'
'If I had a son, I would name him Isosceles'
'I think she finds my stupidity charming.'

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