SEINFELD: George or Kramer?

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QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!'
'Not only is it an all-around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.'
'FDR wants me to drop dead!'
'She doesn't deserve a baby shower. She deserves a baby monsoon.'
'I'm Out!'
'Nobody drives like me. Nobody. I'm doing things in this car, you have no idea they're going on.'
'You're a rabid anti-dentite!'
'I think she finds my stupidity charming.'
'It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on!'
'We'll tell him we're frightened and we need to go home!'
QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch!'
'When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.'
'It's the nineties... It's Hammer time!'
'I've always been a stall man.'
'I must be at the nexus of the universe!'
'The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!'
'At that moment, I was a marine biologist.'
'Is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?
'You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000? Or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?'
'My name is ******. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.'
QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'If I had a son, I would name him Isosceles'
'You know what they say, 'You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.''
'I might have a whole new career here.'
'I hate asking for change. They always make a face. It's like asking them to donate a kidney.'
'It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music.'
'You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister!'
'Retail is for suckers.'
'As of today I am a proud parent of a one-mile stretch of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway.'
'It's not a lie if you believe it.'
'The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.'

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