SEINFELD: George or Kramer?

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Can you name the SEINFELD: George or Kramer?

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QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'My name is ******. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.'
'She doesn't deserve a baby shower. She deserves a baby monsoon.'
'You're a rabid anti-dentite!'
'I must be at the nexus of the universe!'
'Retail is for suckers.'
'Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch!'
'If I had a son, I would name him Isosceles'
'I might have a whole new career here.'
'We'll tell him we're frightened and we need to go home!'
'You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000? Or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?'
QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'It's not a lie if you believe it.'
'The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!'
'It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on!'
'At that moment, I was a marine biologist.'
'It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music.'
'I think she finds my stupidity charming.'
'I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!'
'Is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?
'I've always been a stall man.'
'The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.'
QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'You know what they say, 'You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.''
'It's the nineties... It's Hammer time!'
'I'm Out!'
'When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.'
'I hate asking for change. They always make a face. It's like asking them to donate a kidney.'
'Not only is it an all-around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.'
'FDR wants me to drop dead!'
'As of today I am a proud parent of a one-mile stretch of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway.'
'You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister!'
'Nobody drives like me. Nobody. I'm doing things in this car, you have no idea they're going on.'

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