| Quote | George or Kramer? |
|---|
| 'It's not a lie if you believe it.' | |
| 'It's the nineties... It's Hammer time!' | |
| 'The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!' | |
| 'If I had a son, I would name him Isosceles' | |
| 'You know what they say, 'You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.'' | |
| 'It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on!' | |
| 'I must be at the nexus of the universe!' | |
| 'When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.' | |
| 'I've always been a stall man.' | |
| 'My name is ******. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.' | |
| 'As of today I am a proud parent of a one-mile stretch of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway.' | |
| 'I've always been a stall man.' | |
| 'I hate asking for change. They always make a face. It's like asking them to donate a kidney.' | |
| 'The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!' | |
| 'Nobody drives like me. Nobody. I'm doing things in this car, you have no idea they're going on.' | |
| 'It's the nineties... It's Hammer time!' | |
| 'She doesn't deserve a baby shower. She deserves a baby monsoon.' | |
| 'When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.' | |
| 'Retail is for suckers.' | |
| 'I think she finds my stupidity charming.' | |
| 'I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!' | |
| 'It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music.' | |
| 'You know what they say, 'You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.'' | |
| 'It's not a lie if you believe it.' | |
| 'If I had a son, I would name him Isosceles' | |
| 'My name is ******. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.' | |
| 'Is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top? | |
| 'I might have a whole new career here.' | |
| 'At that moment, I was a marine biologist.' | |
| 'The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.' | |
| 'It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on!' | |
| 'You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000? Or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?' | |
| 'Not only is it an all-around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.' | |
| 'I'm Out!' | |
| 'I must be at the nexus of the universe!' | |
| 'FDR wants me to drop dead!' | |
| 'You're a rabid anti-dentite!' | |
| 'You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister!' | |
| 'We'll tell him we're frightened and we need to go home!' | |
| 'Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch!' | |
Cast of Cheers
Profile: George Costanza
Match 'Em Up Blitz - Seinfeld
