SEINFELD: George or Kramer?

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QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'She doesn't deserve a baby shower. She deserves a baby monsoon.'
'It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music.'
'We'll tell him we're frightened and we need to go home!'
'Is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?
'When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.'
'Not only is it an all-around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.'
'If I had a son, I would name him Isosceles'
'You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister!'
'I hate asking for change. They always make a face. It's like asking them to donate a kidney.'
'I'm Out!'
QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on!'
'I must be at the nexus of the universe!'
'You know what they say, 'You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.''
'The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!'
'Nobody drives like me. Nobody. I'm doing things in this car, you have no idea they're going on.'
'It's not a lie if you believe it.'
'FDR wants me to drop dead!'
'I might have a whole new career here.'
'Retail is for suckers.'
'I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!'
QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'My name is ******. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.'
'Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch!'
'As of today I am a proud parent of a one-mile stretch of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway.'
'I've always been a stall man.'
'You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000? Or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?'
'At that moment, I was a marine biologist.'
'I think she finds my stupidity charming.'
'The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.'
'It's the nineties... It's Hammer time!'
'You're a rabid anti-dentite!'

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