SEINFELD: George or Kramer?

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QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'If I had a son, I would name him Isosceles'
'As of today I am a proud parent of a one-mile stretch of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway.'
'We'll tell him we're frightened and we need to go home!'
'Retail is for suckers.'
'Nobody drives like me. Nobody. I'm doing things in this car, you have no idea they're going on.'
'I'm Out!'
'The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.'
'My name is ******. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.'
'It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on!'
'I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!'
QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'She doesn't deserve a baby shower. She deserves a baby monsoon.'
'The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!'
'I must be at the nexus of the universe!'
'It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music.'
'You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000? Or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?'
'You know what they say, 'You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.''
'When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.'
'I think she finds my stupidity charming.'
'At that moment, I was a marine biologist.'
'I've always been a stall man.'
QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch!'
'I might have a whole new career here.'
'FDR wants me to drop dead!'
'Not only is it an all-around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.'
'It's not a lie if you believe it.'
'Is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?
'It's the nineties... It's Hammer time!'
'I hate asking for change. They always make a face. It's like asking them to donate a kidney.'
'You're a rabid anti-dentite!'
'You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister!'

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