SEINFELD: George or Kramer?

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QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!'
'The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.'
'I'm Out!'
'You know what they say, 'You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.''
'She doesn't deserve a baby shower. She deserves a baby monsoon.'
'It's the nineties... It's Hammer time!'
'I might have a whole new career here.'
'You're a rabid anti-dentite!'
'FDR wants me to drop dead!'
'I must be at the nexus of the universe!'
QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000? Or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?'
'When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.'
'Not only is it an all-around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.'
'I think she finds my stupidity charming.'
'Retail is for suckers.'
'Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch!'
'The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!'
'I've always been a stall man.'
'You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister!'
'If I had a son, I would name him Isosceles'
QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'Nobody drives like me. Nobody. I'm doing things in this car, you have no idea they're going on.'
'At that moment, I was a marine biologist.'
'We'll tell him we're frightened and we need to go home!'
'It's not a lie if you believe it.'
'Is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?
'It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music.'
'It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on!'
'I hate asking for change. They always make a face. It's like asking them to donate a kidney.'
'As of today I am a proud parent of a one-mile stretch of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway.'
'My name is ******. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.'

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