| Quote | Movie |
| 'Houston, we have a problem.' | |
| 'Do you believe in miracles? YES!' | |
| 'A Song for me, a song for you' | |
| 'What do tigers dream of? When they take a little tiger snooze?' | |
| 'Keep the change you filthy animal!' | |
| 'You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!' | |
| 'This is the one rule of the house. Don't EVER touch my drumset!' | |
| 'Look! It's God's thumbnail' | |
| ''You of all people should know Terry, in your hotel, there's always someone watching.' | |
| 'Why so serious!?' | |
| ''Know how I knew you were gay? You like Coldplay.' | |
| 'Share that with the Dalai Lama, jack ass!' | |
| 'Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.' | |
| | Quote | Movie |
| 'You don't need to put your P in a V right now.' | |
| 'We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: 'Lady Humps' by the Blackeyed Peas.' | |
| ''What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?' | |
| 'There is no doubt that our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.' | |
| Hang on lady, we going for a ride! | |
| 'Is it the frank or the beans?' | |
| 'Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much' | |
| 'Do you know what the preservation room is for? -Delicious jams and jellies?' | |
| 'Who did you have to f**k to get this job?' 'Myself.' | |
| What did French land give us? -We invented democracy, existentialism, and the Ménage à Trois. | |
| 'We are his legacy. This is his legend. Light up the darkness.' | |
| 'Do you understand the words that are comin outta my mouth?! | |
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