| Clue | Character | Played by... |
| 1- Newly elected UK Prime Minister... | |
| 2-...has a sister (who loves Joni Mitchell) named... | |
| 3-...and she's married to... | |
| 4-...who is being chased by one of his employees, this conniving character... | |
| 5-...who is deskmates with this phone-loving character... | |
| 6-...who is in love with this 'enigmatic chief designer' at the same company... | |
| 7-...who asks her (#5) to dance at a party held in the art gallery where this character (a friend of #4) works. | |
| 8-...He (#7) is in love with this character... | |
| 9-...but she is actually in love with, and gets married to, this character, #7's best friend. | |
| 10- This character's girlfriend cheats on him (with his brother) while he is attending #8 and #9's wedding... | |
| 11-...so he retreats, alone, to his country house where he falls in love with this character, who (initially) only speaks Portuguese. | |
| 12- Meanwhile, at this same wedding, this character, a waiter, tries to pick up several girls and is quite unsuccessful... | |
| 13- ...so he travels to: Wisconsin! where he meets many adoring girls, but brings home this character, 'the sexy one'... | |
| 14- ...as well as her sister, this character... | |
| 14- ...who is 'real friendly' to this character, 12's good friend... | |
| 16- ...who directs these two characters as stand-in actors in a movie... | |
| 17- ...who go on one of their first dates to a school Christmas play and concert, where this character plays drums... | |
| 18- ...in order to impress this character, who he calls 'the one' (and who has the same name as his late mother). | |
| 19- This unnamed character (name the actor), also a jewelry salesman, helps distract a ticket agent so #17 can make a break to say goodbye to #18... | |
| 20- After that goodbye, airport officials drag #17 back to this character, his stepfather, who also knows a thing or two about loving 'the one'. | |
| 21- However, he (#20) also has a crush on a certain actress, who shows up as this character, a parent at that same school play... | |
| 22- ...where this character, #4's neighbor, is caught in a very public display of affection... | |
| 23- ...with this character, whom she works for (and who also appeared earlier in the quiz)... | |
| 24- ...their romance having been previously thwarted by this arrogant character, known in the movie only by his title/job... | |
| 25- ...who is probably one of the only characters not aware of or interested in this character's unlikely comeback to the U.K. Christmas #1 single. | |