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| [Figure] is attending 'Our American Cousin', John Wilkes Booth likes this | |
| I Came, I saw, I liked | |
| [Figure] joined the group 'I die easily, lol jk, I'm a Russian Monk' | |
| [Figure] is in a complicated relationship with Eva Braun | |
| 23rd April 1616, I'm 52 years young today. I hope I get some nice pre... | |
| @Arthur Wellesley, how dare you call me short? At least I don't wear stupid looking shoes.... | |
| [Figure] created the group 'Join to protest against the British salt tax' | |
| [Figure] is married to Elin Nordegren, [Figure] is now in a relationship with Jaimee Grubbs, [Figure] is now in a relationship with Joslyn James | |
| After 27 years I have finally left Robben Island, does anyone know if the Beatles are still around? | |
| [Figure] changed his religion to 'Quetzacoatl/Hernan Cortez' | |
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| [Figure] added Dan Brown to his favourite authors | |
| [Figure] added Founder of Mongol Empire and Conqueror of the World to his employment history | |
| The Sundance Kid and [Figure] are now friends | |
| Finally help liberate this land from the Spanish. I'm not big-headed but I hope they name a country after me | |
| [Figure] added hunting, carrying a big stick and inspiring childrens toys to his interests | |
| [Figure] joined the group 'I landed in Asia, lol jk it's actually the Americas' | |
| [Figure] is in a relationship with Mark Antony | |
| [Figure] is attending 'Munich Conference: Peace in our time!' | |
| [Figure] likes 'I like [figure]' | |
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