| Hint | Answer | Episode |
| What does Burns dislike about Don Mattingly? | |
| During the meltdown, why doesn't Burns let Smithers join him in the escape pod? | |
| What does Burns tell Marge to fill his quadricycle with? | |
| 'Of course you'd say that. You have the brain pan of a ___ tilter' | |
| What did Burns steal from 1981 to 1985? | |
| What does Burns name as his place of birth? | |
| What greeting does Burns use when he answers the telephone? | |
| While hallucinating, who does Burns mistake Homer for? | |
| Who hopes the Springfield Atoms win, or else Mr Burns is coming back? | |
| What has Mother Nature beset us with? | |
| What did Burns swallow with his last ounce of strength? | |
| What is Burns' vest made from? | |
| Which monkey must Homer find before the next full moon? | |
| 'I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many ___ ___' | |