| RIP, George Carlin: "Ali had an odd profession... beating people up. Then he got drafted--the government said "we want you to kill people instead." Ali said "no, that's where I draw the line. I'll beat them up but not kill them." The government said "$%#*-you, if you won't kill them, we won't let you beat them up, either!" Can't believe I forgot "The Great White Dope." Oh wait, I wonder if I get a bonus by inputting Ali's disparaging nicknames for his opponents.... |