| Description | Commercial |
| But in ... years, I'm like 130. | |
| Shaky, shaky, SHAKY! | |
| so I sue you, cuz that's what I do. | |
| You're starin at my awesome headband... | |
| but I'm also a transfer student, so I'm a little lost. | |
| Oh my God, Becky's not even hot. | |
| I come across this road, and I'm like, 'What is this thing?' | |
| but for today's game, I'm a little...fuzzy. | |
| my scent? Like making love to a lumberjack. | |
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