| Bad Descriptions | Superhero |
| Scientist with multiple personality disorder also a demolitions expert. | |
| Forgetful old man wields sharp knives. | |
| Nerdy teen hangs out on the web. | |
| Orphan becomes cave-man. | |
| Illegal immigrant is allergic to rocks. | |
| Doctor gets hammered, rides the lightning. | |
| Scientist excels at running away. | |
| Rambling drunk makes his own suits. | |
| Test pilot needs battery to feel good. | |
| War veteran is very defensive. | |
| Lawyer hero lacks foresight. | |
| Girl uses mace on attackers. | |
| Expert marksman wears jade tights. | |
| Spoiled princess thinks she's a gift from the gods. | |
| Former CIA operative goes through hell and back | |
| Inventor and scientist who thinks of himself as exceptional...but it's a stretch | |
| Stoned test pilot struggles with depression | |