| Quote | Character |
| 'I dreamt I was a moron' | |
| 'Guns and women, of course' | |
| 'This is the scene where you swear your undying hatred for me!' | |
| 'I feel a draft on my butt...' | |
| 'DISTURBING' | |
| 'Kurse All SeeDs' | |
| 'So we'll get smashed, and then we'll CHAAARGE' | |
| 'Super-Duper-Mega-Bummer!!' | |
| 'Ya know?' | |
| 'I guess my charm makes them nervous' | |
| 'Time to GET IT ON!!' | |
| 'You vant to fisticuffs?' | |
| 'I'd say you're about a -3 on the manliness scale' | |
| 'Fushururu' | |
| 'Ouuuuchhhhh...... My stomach!' | |
| 'Oh look, a naughty magazine' | |
| 'Failure is not an option' | |
| 'Poor, poor boy' | |
| 'Psst...Psst...' | |
| '...I can't disconnect' | |