| Quote | Character |
| 'Power only breeds war. I wish I'd never been born' | |
| 'Mr. Thou! Mr. Thou!' | |
| 'AHEM! There's SAND on my boots!' | |
| 'In this world are many like me who've killed their emotions. Don't forget that' | |
| 'It's not the net worth of one's life that's important. It is the day to day concerns, the personal victories, and the celebration of life...and love!' | |
| 'If something were to happen to me, all the world's women would grieve!' | |
| 'I know what you're thinking - 'Man, that was cheap!' So sorry, so sorry' | |
| 'What a cute doggy!' | |
| 'Hey! Call me a treasure hunter, or I'll rip your lungs out' | |
| 'The world before the fall, Lovely is the light of dawn, Noble is the heart of man' | |
| 'Soldiers of the Empire! We stand at the dawn of a new age! The lost power of magic has returned to us! We are the chosen ones!' | |
| 'I have to go now. I'll always love you. You must now cast off the anguish you've been harboring inside for so long. Today I set your heart free. You must learn to love yourself ag | |
| 'The hair! Watch the hair! I'm not a stuffed animal, kupo!' | |
| 'Wow! All of a sudden I have a granddaughter!' | |
| 'You think a minor thing like the end of the world was gonna do me in?' | |
| 'A two-headed coin? How low can you get? I love it!' | |
| 'We now confront those evils. And you are that last ray of light, our only hope' | |
| 'This should be fun. When do we leave?' | |
| 'All of you have that sparkle in your eyes. Well, this old man’s not giving up, either!' | |
| 'Aha! The ox bellows! Allow me to introduce my blade!' | |