| Quote | Movie |
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| 'Dodgson... Dodgson!... we have Dodgson here!' | |
| 'I am not a committee!' | |
| 'You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him.' | |
| 'I can only express puzzlement, that borders on alarm.' | |
| 'A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having.' | |
| 'We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess' | |
| 'We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...' | |
| 'It's my job to keep you alive. I will not succeed. Not with all of you.' | |
| 'Where did he learn to negotiate like that?' | |
| 'Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!' | |
| 'Well, we didn't get dressed up for nothing' | |
| 'Son of a b**** is dug in like an Alabama tick' | |
| 'At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having liste | |
| ' She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.' | |
| 'The first rule of Project Mayhem is you don't talk about Project Mayhem.' | |
| 'I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize!' | |
| 'You don't actually think they spend $20,000.00 on a hammer, $30,000.00 on a toilet seat do you?' | |
| 'How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?' | |
| 'What kind of a sick b**** takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?' | |
| 'They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue!.' | |
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| 'Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan.' | |
| 'I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says Shenanigans.' | |
| 'You wanna buy bullets with food stamps?' | |
| 'Why is the rum gone?' | |
| 'Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back.' | |
| 'What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?' | |
| 'No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.' | |
| 'We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer.' | |
| 'Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?' | |
| 'I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky...' | |
| 'What's the matter, Danny? Never taken a shortcut before?' | |
| 'Hats for bats, keep bats warm.' | |
| 'It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.' | |
| 'You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder.' | |
| 'But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.' | |
| 'Wanna know how I got these scars?' | |
| 'Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen.' | |
| 'None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!' | |
| 'You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?' | |
| ' There's only one man who would dare give me the rasberry.' | |
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