| Quote | Film Name | Actor in Film |
| Tomorrow is another day. | |
| Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. | |
| Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite? | |
| That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet. | |
| Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. | |
| 28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end. | |
| Fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy night | |
| Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal. | |
| You're so full of****, you're gonna float away. | |
| This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them! | |
| | Quote | Film Name | Actor in Film |
| Just let me redefine my girlish notions of romance | |
| My partner stopped to help a damsel in distress. He's got his priorities all screwed up. | |
| Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here. | |
| Who died and made you ****ing king of the zombies? | |
| I was just thinking how nothing lasts and what a shame that is. | |
| I want you to curve the bullet. | |
| My condolences! Poor, poor, pussy! Now can I have my wife back, please? | |
| What do you think of this? Too ornate? Or do you think it's... beltacular. | |
| I've been going crazy. I can't stop thinking about you, and thinking about what an idiot I've been. Christ, is that blue soup? | |
| Maybe that's what hell is, the entire rest of eternity spent in ****ing Bruges. | |
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