Despite being smaller than a lot of other cities, an inordinately large amount of industry and talent and culture comes out of ****, most definitely the capital of the north.
**** is culturally diverse and the people are a joy to be around. **** constantly battles with sterotyping usually believed by narrow minded idiots who have never actually visited.
A city in the East Midlands, the sole purpose of which is to confuse Americans by its pronunciation. Also used to breed traffic lights.
The most schizophrenic, multicultural, cosmopolitan and straight-up brilliant city you'll ever visit.
Paris after a nuclear holocaust.
The walls of the police buildings are 20 feet high with spikes around the top and they drive around in big tanks. The walls are covered in murals.
A place in Wales where the locals enjoy such diverse passtimes as drinking, abusing drugs, and fighting.
Geographical and spiritual home of 'spice-boys' - steroid abusers with mullets who spend even more time over their hair than an american news anchorwoman.
**** has a selection of drug addicts, pregnant teenagers, benefit cheats, council estates and chavs. Normal, good, citizens are rare, but can be found hiding under rocks.
Despite it's chav image **** is one of the most up and coming cities in the UK. It's also got the highest income per head of any UK city other than London.
Gun crime capital of the UK. Also, the world's greatest city. Unlike Derby
A poor man's Nottingham which has an alarming affection for sheep.
A cold and brutal concrete jungle classified as a city due to it's cathedral in the centre of England. Basically you don't wanna go there. Think of it as an English Kosovo.
**** is basically the capital of the north. Better than all these southern places with posh b******s who are unsociable.
The city of sex and steel, the heart of the north, and the birthplace of football. Can`t be missed because of the smell of pig**** and curry.
Where stuff is made. Birthplace of world industry, home of the British motor industry.
A beautiful city with a high crime, smoking and teenage pregnancy rate, largely populated by the friendliest people in the country.
The city is dominated by a huge castle built upon an extinct volcano. The HIV capital of Europe.
A small dull city in the eastern backwaters of England. Has no major transport links with any other part of the UK and that is not by accident.
Home of emos, punks, goths, and lots (and I mean LOTS) of stoner grunge kids. Bad shopping, no music scene, basically the suburban version of London.
Suprisingly diverse and cosmopolitan city in the far north of England, also home of Viz comic which reflects the rich slang and drunkenness this city has bestowed.
A place in Northern England full of in-bred gingers who are longing to be called Geordies.
Full of pikeys, a pathetic excuse for a town and football team. The place smells of gnat's piss and fish.
A town in the south of England that has drifted a mile west every 3.7 years in an attempt to get away from a massive ****pile called Portsmouth.
The accent and dialect resembles that of a farmer although that doesn't mean that everyone has a bit of straw hanging out their mouths.
It is supposed to be the easiest place in the country to buy cocaine and heroin. The 7th worst place to live in Britain statistically.
Famous for its terrible weather and casual violence, it also has the dubious honour of being the most radioactive city in Britain.
A ghost town populated by recently redundant, now-unemployable, skilless troglodytes wandering about having fights with each other and/or students from the two local universities.
Educator of philosophers, kings, presidents, and other eminent individuals. Also quite a lovely town, replete with beautiful scenery and impressive architecture.
The pit of the universe. If you think that living in a burnt out camper van stuck in a sinking sewer pit is fun then you will love this place.