| Joke | Punchline |
| What's yellow and dangerous | |
| How much do pirates pay for their earrings | |
| Who was the first underwater spy | |
| What goes zzub zzub | |
| What fish performs operations | |
| What's bright orange and sounds like a parrot | |
| What do you caal a sleeping bull | |
| What do you call a deer with no eyes | |
| What do you call a Roman emperor with flu | |
| How do you make a bear cross | |