Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America.

All y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis.

If you gave me a million years to ponder...

What the **** you doin' knockin on the door like the goddamn police?

I know that I have put you through hell, and I know that I have been one rough pecker.

If there's one thing this last week has taught me...

Ah, I like that. I like tulip.

'What' ain't no country I've ever heard of.

I knew something must be rotten in Denmark.

It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime.

Mickey and Mallory know the difference between right and wrong.

Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires.

Don't be tellin' me about foot massages.

Jesus Christ, Joe, ****ing forget about it. It's beneath me.

I am finished doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again.

Now I'm gonna ask you one question, and all I want is a yes or no answer:

Son of a bitch was right.

Now, you've got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage.

We have all our rotten eggs in one basket.

Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster.

I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality.

I've been a call-girl for exactly four days and you're my third customer.

What the **** am I doing in the back?

You know somethin', Utivich?

Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be 'Spot'.

I specifically reminded her - bedside table! On the Kangaroo.

It's just murder.

Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything.

No man, they got the metric system.

Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to here you say that.

If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next.

Every time you don't give me answers, I'm gonna cut something off.

I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life.

Many, many times during your life you will look at your reflection in a mirror and ask yourself...

I already told you I don't know anything about any ****ing setup.

This ain't no squirrelly amateur. This is the work of a salty dog.

I don't give a damn about living or dying anymore.