| Fact | True or False? | Explanation |
| Chuck Norris invented giraffes. | |
| Chuck Norris also invented the spoon. | |
| Chuck Norris can't read. | |
| Chuck Norris can find 17 items in the standard living room to kill you. | |
| Chuck Norris has a dead bear rug in his bathroom. | |
| Chuck Norris once ate an entire birthday cake. | |
| Chuck Norris sells his own urine. | |
| Chuck Norris once cured a blind man just by talking to him. | |
| Chuck Norris's blood type is B Negative. | |
| Chuck Norris has never got a question wrong on Jeopardy. | |
| Chuck Norris can lick his own elbow. | |
| Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks at the speed of light. | |
| Chuck Norris is unbeaten at 'Rock, Paper, Scissors.' | |
| Chuck Norris has more problems than Jay-Z. | |