| Joke | Punchline |
| What do you call a man without a spade in his head? | |
| Where does virgin wool come from? | |
| Did you hear about the magic tractor? | |
| What do you call cheese that isn't yours? | |
| What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? | |
| What do you call a man with 50 rabbits in his bottom? | |
| Where can you find a dog with no legs? | |
| What do you call a snowman in July? | |
| What do you do if you see a spaceman? | |
| What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? | |