| Description | Character | Episode Introduced |
| Born Axey Smartist in 2004. After his parents ate candy canes that were poisoned he swore on their grave he would become a cop. | |
| Brother of Axey Smartist, but neither of them know this because when they were young they bonked heads while walking backwards and completely forgot one another. Plays the recorder | |
| What Axe Cop's brother turns into after he gets dinosaur blood on him. Then again when he makes a wish on a unicorn horn. Also has every weapon. | |
| The third form that Axe Cop's brother takes, obtained after working at a fruit stand. Also has a unicorn horn. | |
| Half baby, half unicorn. Helps Axe Cop, Then joins up with a bad guy. | |
| Has a gun that can elongate out and shoot people directly in the face even if they are across the room. His gun also has a flash light. Turns evil after being rejected in a try out | |
| One of Axe Cop's pets, given as a present. He was given the ability to talk using unicorn magic. | |
| A giant robot that has one eye and two swords and he chops down buildings. That's pretty much the extent of it. | |
| Had 1,000 kids, but they all died. Thanks to unicorn magic, they now live on a snow planet and have 2,101 million kids. | |
| Parents of Axe Cop. Ate only candy canes. | |
| Born blind, deaf, dumb, and with no arms or legs. His mind is all that works. That, and he can turn his head into a pretzel. | |
| His powers are stolen, and when the attempt to retrieve them fails, Unicorn magic is used to restore them. | |
| Flies around and bites peoples' heads. Is actually a robot. | |
| Has all the power of Christmas and he plays a guitar that hurts people's ears. | |
| Has socks for arms, and he can shoot them out and they return to him like boomerangs. | |
| He is a man in a giant baby suit and his only known power is that he can fly when he gasses. | |
| He's a Wrestler. | |
| He is a man who got very, very smart... until a unicorn horn grew out of his head. | |
| The two seemingly inanimate objects that came to life and ate kids/sang annoying songs on the snow planet. | |
| Was Axe Cop's teacher when he was in Fighting School. He specialized in teaching kids how to sock fight. | |
| A Japanese ninja who waited on the playground to fight kids during recess at Fighting School. | |
| The new kids at the Fighting School where Axe Cop went as a kid. Are actually aliens. | |
| The 10th member of the above mentioned gang. He stinks and he's actually an alien. | |