Look, I'm really sorry about the bus. I feel like it's all my fault.

Hey, get out of here.

If you're from Africa, why are you white?

I don't hate you because you're fat,

That is so fetch!

Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?

So, are you gonna send any candy canes?

I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, okay? There are no rules in the house.

It's 40 percent. Well 48 over 120 equals X over 100 and then you cross multiply and get the value of X.

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...

She's not even that good looking if you really look at her.

'Too gay to function?'

What are you supposed to be?

No, I know what home-school is, I'm not retarded! So you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!

That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year.

Get in loser...

Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it.

Well... there must be something you're good at.

I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this.

One time she punched me in the face.

Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school.

Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.

Made out with a hot dog?

You might think you like someone...