| Lyrics | Missing Lyrics | # of words |
| We've all heard of Rudolph and his... | |
| And we all know Frosty who's... | |
| But all of those stories seem kind of... | |
| Cuz we all know who brightens up... | |
| Mr Hankey... | |
| Small and Brown... | |
| Sit on the toilet... | |
| Squeeze him between your... | |
| A present from... | |
| Spreading joy with a... | |
| He's seen the love... | |
| Cuz he's a... | |
| Sometimes he's... | |
| Sometimes he's... | |
| He can be brown or... | |
| But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve... | |
| Mr. Hankey the... | |
| He loves me... | |
| Therefore vicariously... | |
| I can make... | |
| Howdy... | |
| | Lyrics | Missing Lyrics | # of words |
| I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas... | |
| Season's greetings to... | |
| Let's sing songs and... | |
| Now before I... | |
| Here's a game... | |
| Stick me in your mouth and... | |
| Howdy ho ho | |
| Christmas time... | |
| Sometimes he's... | |
| Sometimes he's... | |
| Sometimes he's... | |
| Sometimes he hangs off the... | |
| And won't fall... | |
| Cuz he's just clinging to... | |
| And he won't drop off... | |
| And try to get it to... | |
| And finally... | |
| Mr. ... | |
| When Christmas leaves... | |
| Flush him down but... | |
| His smell and his spirit... | |
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