| Quotes | Last Names |
| It's statistically possible.. | |
| We spend 8 trillion dollars a day in Iraq. | |
| No, no, what do you mean by that? Seriously what does it mean. Lets all get together as a group and talk about what you meant. | |
| Now I understand why the people went on the oregon trail. Who the **** would want to stay here. | |
| I don't like girls! | |
| If she starts crying i'm getting out of the car | |
| So I think this email explains where my pants are | |
| The world's population has increased 3 times since we have been born | |
| Dude, its easy, you just have to know approximately how deep the sewers are. | |
| I think we should all get together and watch the superbowl together. Like as a group | |
| The night is in diapers | |
| I don't think you can make a worse first impression than pissing yourself | |
| Why don't you go cough in a corner? | |
| | Quotes | Last Names |
| I'm talking about BOOM, Buttsex. Fifteen inches wide, about ten feet long. It's not like ooh baby that feel good it's about aw aw my butthole bleeding | |
| Why are you dressed like a chick. **** That | |
| It'd be great if we were all girls and went dressed as famous first ladies | |
| People have been talking food off my plate my whole life | |
| Hey , you have a little something on your teeth. I told you that because I'm a real Friend | |
| Drew Lawson is the meanest boy alive | |
| PewPew Lasers? I love PewPew lasers | |
| Thats my alarm to make sure I go to the bathroom when i'm drunk | |
| I hate when girls dress like sluts just because its halloween? | |
| The Shocker, give him the Shocker | |
| I've been swimming the CFEs | |
| I mean if she came to my room....I'd **** her. | |
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